He switches on his flashlight to help see what he's doing & as he shines it above the fireplace he sees three items on the wall, very nicely arranged, they are.........a Crucifix, a painting of the Pope, and a photograph of the Vatican. He stifles a yawn & thinks "Ok, Catholics...I get it & I don't really care as long as I can get some nice stuff here".
He returns to filling his bag, a PS4, some jewelry coffee maker......when, all of a sudden, he hears a squeaky voice behind him say......."Jesus, Mary and Joseph are *watching you*"
The burglar freezes, turns round & shines his flashlight in the direction the voice came from & it came to rest on a cage with a parrot in it. He slowly approached the cage (parrot staring back at him) & shone the light at what looked like a nameplate at the bottom of the cage with the word "Moses" on it. Burglar doesn't believe he's actually about to engage in conversation with a parrot, but:-
(Burglar)......"Was it *you* who spoke just now?"
(Parrot)..... "Yup, that was me!"
(B)...... "Mind repeating what you said?"
(P)...... "Sure.......Jesus, Mary and Joseph are *watching* you!"
(B)...... "Well. I'm not religious, so I don't really *care*!"
(P)...... "That doesn't *matter*, they're *still* watching you!"
(B)..... "Moses.....is that *your* name on the plate there?"
(P)....."Yup, that's me....that's my name!"
(B, smiling wickedly)....."What kind of **idiot** calls a parrot Moses?"
(P)...."Same kind of idiot that calls *Pit Bulls* Jesus, Mary & Joseph!"
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