The Top 16 Titles for Madonna's Children's Books


16> Hop on Pop Star


15> Willy Wanker and the Chocolate-Flavored Lotion


14> The Little Roadie Who Couldn't


13> Snow White and Her Gay Cult Following


12> Curious George and the Big Cone Bra


11> Heather Has a Long String Of Cheap, Meaningless Daddies


10> The Amazing Adventures of Harry Beaver


9> Harlot's Web


8> The Singing Princess and the Ever-Exasperated Acting Coach


7> The Three Pointy Bras Gruff


6> And to Think That I Saw It in a Men's Room Stall in a Club


on Mulberry Street


5> Are You There, Lucifer? It's Me, Madonna.


4> Goodnight Moon. As for *You* Ted, Jack, Stan, Chloe, Princess Jasmine, and the One Over There in the Crotchless Fed-Ex Uniform... Follow Me Upstairs.


3> Hairy Partner and the Leather-Clad Dominatrix


2> Goldislut and the Two Illegitimate Children


1> Clifford with the Big Red Dong


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[ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ]

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