Masturbation,
Is a touchy subject.
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A dad is talking to his son,
He tells his son, "Now listen boy, if you masturbate too much, you'll eventually go blind!"
The son replies, "Dad.. I'm over here."
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A man was starting to lose his eyes sight, so he decides that the best thing to do would be to goto a doctor.
When he gets to the doctors office he says "Doc, you've got to help me.. I think I'm starting to go blind"
the doctor then pulls out a small flashlight and begins examining the mans eyes.
The doctor then says
"Mhmm.. mhmm, Sir I'm sorry to say this, but I'm going to need you to stop masturbating."
The man replies,
"But why??"
The doctor then says,
"Because I'm trying to give you an eye exam."
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