A guy goes to see the doctor . . .

. . . and pulls down his pants to reveal his penis is bright orange.

"Hmmm," the doctor says, "have you had any unprotected sex in the last 6 months?"

"No!" the man grumbled.

"Well, have you been to any 3rd-world countries lately?"

No, I *haven't*," the man said nastily.

"Huh. Are you an intravenous drug user?"

Getting really irritated the man snaps, "NO! NO! NO! I don't do any of that crap! All I do is sit at home and eat Cheetos and watch re-runs of Baywatch!"

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