. . . and pulls down his pants to reveal his penis is bright orange.
"Hmmm," the doctor says, "have you had any unprotected sex in the last 6 months?"
"No!" the man grumbled.
"Well, have you been to any 3rd-world countries lately?"
No, I *haven't*," the man said nastily.
"Huh. Are you an intravenous drug user?"
Getting really irritated the man snaps, "NO! NO! NO! I don't do any of that crap! All I do is sit at home and eat Cheetos and watch re-runs of Baywatch!"
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