He was weaving the car a little oddly and they asked him to blow into the tube. He passed them a piece of paper which said "This man is asthmatic, please don't ask him to blow something" signed by doctor.
So the police said "Well, then I'm afraid I'm going to have to take a blood sample". He passed on another paper which said "This man is hemophiliac please don't take any blood out of him".
Just as the police said "Well in that case a urine sample" he gave them a final paper which said "This man is an English cricketer please don't take a piss out of him"
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