He is getting the results of some tests he had so e last week. The nurse shows him to the exam room. "Sit on the table, and the doctor will be in.". He sits down and she leaves. A few minutes go by and the doctor comes in. The doctor is looking at the man's file. He tells the man, "I have have bad news."
"Ok, doc. I can handle it," he says.
"You have cancer."
"Cancer! Oh, my God. That's horrible! Is that all the results say?"
"You also have Alzheimer's disease."
"Alzheimer's disease! That's horrible!" the man says. The man thinks for a moment and says, "Well, at least I don't have cancer!"
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