A doctor passing trough a rural town finds the whole town grieving the Major's daughter's death.

I'll try be brief.
The lady was narcoleptic. So the doc, knowing it, offers to bring her back to life and they can pay him on his way back. He asks to be left alone with the lady and proceeds to make love to her, knowing that later on she'd wake up.

The town is amazed that he revived her to which the doctor says "I just jump-started her. Gather all the money you can. I'll pick it up on the way back". Only that he didn't know that all the while some curious guy peeping tru the window saw how he jump-started the girl back to life.

On the way back the whole town is grieving again. Doc goes and says (patronizing) "don't tell me.. The lady died again" and a guy tells him "no, the Mayor died but half the town already jump-started him but he just won't start"

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