I swear, the natives must be really bored.

Three men get stranded on a desert island. After wandering around a while, they are found by some tribesmen. The natives take them back to their village and the chief tells them, "Go into jungle, bring back 10 pieces of fruit."

The first guy returns with 10 apples, and the chief says "Now shove them up your ass without showing any emotion, or we'll kill you." So, seeing them all standing there menacingly with their spears, he shoves the first up, and is in terrible pain, but shows no emotion. Unfortunately, during the process of pushing up the second, he flinches, and is brutally killed by the tribesmen.

The second guy comes back with 10 cherries, and gets told to do the same.

The cherries are small and he does this with relative ease, but when he gets to the eighth, starts laughing hysterically, and gets brutally killed by the tribesmen.

He meets up with the first guy in heaven, and the first guy asks, "Why did you do that, why did you laugh?" and the second guy replies,

"Well I nearly finished when I saw the next guy walking up with pineapples!"

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