A man walks into a bar in a great mood and orders a double whiskey and a beer, downs both and orders another round, then another and another throughout the night then leaves whistling. He does this 3 nights in a row and comes in the next night and orders a Diet Coke. The puzzled bartender asks "really? After that legendary display over the past 3 nights?!?" "Yeah man, last night's bender was really bad. I've given up drinking for good and I'm actually going to AA in a little bit." The bartender asked what happened that was so terrible and the man replies "I came home last night and blew chunks 3 times. I'm so ashamed." "You have nothing to be ashamed about" says the bartender "I've done it plenty of times in my life." To which the man replies "you don't understand, chunks is my neighbor's dog."
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