So Jimmy is in class and he walks up to the pencil sharpener and looks out the window. He sees two bowlegged gentlemen and yells, "Hey check out these two funny-looking assholes!"
The teacher immediately scolds him and tells him to read two chapters of Shakespeare.
The next day Jimmy sees the same two gentlemen and yells, "There's those two bowlegged jackasses again!"
The teacher then makes him read four chapters of Shakespeare as punishment.
On the third day Jimmy is at the pencil sharpener and sees them out walking again and exclaims, "Hark, what manner of men are these, who hold their balls in parentheses?"
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