Little Johnnie and Uncle Ron's morals.

Little Johnnie was in his 4th grade class one day when his teacher gave them an assignment.

"Okay kids, tonight you have a homework assignment, go home and ask your families to tell you a story that has a moral", the teacher said.

The next day little Johnnie is sitting in class when he was called upon to share his moral.

"Do you have a story Johnnie?", she asked.

"Yes ma'am", he replied. "My Uncle Ron told me a story of when he was in the war. He said he was in a chopper on the way to an evac zone when the chopper pilot was shot and wounded. As the chopper went down Uncle Ron found a case of whiskey and started drinking. When the chopper landed a platoon of enemy soldiers came out of the tree line and started attacking! Uncle Ron finished the last bottle of whiskey, jumped out of the chopper and killed half of the platoon with his rifle in a long heated battle. When he ran out of ammo he charged in head first and beat the other half of the platoon to death with his bare hands! He then loaded the wounded in the chopper and jumped in the pilot's seat, with no training whatsoever he flew the chopper out of the area and to safety!"

"Oh, uhhh, oh my." She said noticeably flustered. "Well, is the moral of the story how in the face of great adversity people can overcome anything?"

Little Johnnie replied, "Face of gre... no, the moral of the story is don't fuck with Uncle Ron when he's been drinking."