I was talking to my marine friend about his training and he tells me this story about going to jump school, (learning to jump out of planes).
"So we climb in the plane with all out gear on and it takes off. This is our first actual jump after a few simulations and dry runs. Everyone is nervous. Our instructor is this huge army ranger, must've been 6'9, really built and intimidating. We are getting close to the drop zone so he moves to the door and yells,
'Five minutes!' I'm getting super nervous and I lean forward and yell,
'I don't think I can do this!' His head snaps toward me and he stomps over, grabs me by the collar and stands me up, his face gets real close to mine and he's looking me in the eyes,
'You're going to jump out of this plane or I'm going to jam my 10 inch cock all the way up your ass."
He pauses here and I'm waiting for the story to finish so I ask,
"Well, did you jump?" My friend looks at me and says,
"Yea....But only for the first inch or so..."
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