Last summer, I traveled to europe for a 2 week vacation..

On the last night, I decided to go to a club for some action. As I approached the entrance, there was nothing more amazing i'd seen in those last 2 weeks than the bouncer. He was buffed up at least 4 inches taller than me, had long hair, a braided beard, hell he looked like a viking. Surprisingly, he lets me in.


Getting in, I noticed a girl standing alone. I approach her and we dance a little. She tels me her name is Sky and she's from Sweden. We dance a bit more, and after a while of her grinding on me, she notices my erection and smiles.


She leads me to a bathroom and we enter a stall. She unzips my pants and starts going down on me. She was so good I came in less than a minute. She giggles and takes of her pants, motioning for me to eat her out. After a few minutes, she she shifts and now her ass in my face and i'm now giving her a rim job. She starts moaning loudly and pretty soon there's a knock on the door, and a booming voice shouts, "OPEN THE DOOR!"


I freak out and open the stall. It's the Nordic bouncer.

"What do you think you're doing in here?", he asks


I'm in a daze and stumble for words. He pushes past me and goes for the girl, bends her over and starts eating her ass. Shes moaning even louder now. I'm frozen in shock. I finally muster some courage and ask , "What the fuck are you doing? she's my girl."


He turns to me and says:

"Sky's rim belongs to the Nords"

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