Why did Osama Bin Laden cross the road?
He didn't. There are no roads in Aphganistan
Why did Osama Bin Laden go to the pet store?
To get dinner
How do you stop a Taliban tank?
Shoot the guy that is pushing it
OSAMA BIN LADEN IS AN ASS FUCKING DICK HEAD
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