Three members of a weekly female bridge quartet were duly impressed when the fourth arrived wearing a gorgeous new mink coat."That's a lovely garment Dottie," purred one woman "It must have cost you a fortune!" "But it didn't," said Dottie, "just a single piece of ass." "You mean," continued the admirer of the coat, "One that you gave your husband?" "No," smiled the coat wearer, "One that he got from the maid."
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