Johnny sat in a circle with the rest of his new classmates on his first day of high school.
Teacher: Now kids we're going to play a game so we learn a bit about each other. We're going to go around the circle and each person is going to tell me their name, favourite animal and who they'd take on a dinner date.
The kids begin to take turns describing tigers, turtles, ariana grande and jim carrey, until it gets to Johnny.
Johnny: Hi my name's Johnny, my favourite animal's a lion and if I had to choose I'd choose Jesus to take on a dinner date.
The teacher asks if Johnny is religious. No says Johnny. Confused the teacher asks why he would take Jesus.
Smerking, Johnny replies 'for the free wine of course.'
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