Little Johnny is in class, holding on to a cat and visibly sad. His teacher asked him why did he bring his cat to class. Johnny explained 'When I was leaving for school I heard my Dad said to my Mom 'I'm gonna eat that pussy!'
The teacher blushed and tell Little Johnny that it's all right and not to worry.
Meanwhile back at home, Johnny's Dad:' Where's that damn cat?! I'm hungry!'
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