Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before the morning break, Pat yelled "Mick, I've lost a finger!"Mick said. "How did you do it?"Pat replied "I just touched this big, shiny spinning thing here like this... ouch! There goes another one!"
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