Jimmy's father takes him to the zoo, and when they get to the elephants, Jimmy asks, "What's that hanging from the elephant between his tail and his trunk, daddy?"
"Well, Jimmy, that is the elephant's penis."
Jimmy says, "What is a penis?"
Jimmy's father takes him to the men's room, unzips himself, and exposes his male member. "That, son, is a penis. In fact, that is a perfect penis!"
The next day at school Jimmy brings his friends into the boy's room and exposes himself to show what he had learned. "That," he says," is a penis! And if it were two inches shorter, it would be a perfect penis!"
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