To men dicussing how tight ass cold their wives had been to them about giving sex.
The first fellow says "My wife's so cold I can put a glass of water in bed with her and the next morning its turned to ice."
The second fellow says "Hell, every time my old lady spreads her legs the furnace kicks in!"
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