A jew is driving down a high way with a geenie lamp. while on the way to his mothers house his car stops and he is on Empty! he pleads and cries out loud! how will i make it to my mothers in time for Yom Kippur? He leaned over to his geenie and asked for a wish. "I wish i would be back to when i had full gas!" then suddenly with magical powder flying out the lamp, the geenie says "if you wish so"! and bam! the jew wakes up in a gas chamber and dies shortly after
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