Road Trip

Three friends are on a cross-country road trip when their car breaks down on a highway. Sure enough it was 3 a.m. and in the middle of nowhere, but luckily they saw a house a little ways off. Upon seeing no better option they decided walk to the house to it to get help.
A middle age farmer wakes to their knock and invites them to just simply stay the night in his spare bedroom as it is the middle of the night, and promises to help them with their car trouble in the morning. He only asked that none of them fuck his 18 year old daughter. The three travelers agree to the terms and head off to the spare bedroom to get some sleep.
30 minutes later, the farmer's 18 year-old daughter comes into their room and proclaims she wants each of them inside her one at a time. The friends remember their promise to the hospitable farmer, but also can't help but notice the daughter's amazing figure even more.
The next day the farmer bursts through the spare bedroom door and says "Alright, time to see who fucked my daughter!" He instructs the first traveler to pull his pants down. After a short argument he finally drops trou only to discover his penis is missing. The farmer says, "You fucked my daughter last night didn't you?" To which the traveler replied, "Yes, sir I did and I'm very sorry." The farmer then turns to the second friend and asks him to drop his pants to the floor. Looking terrified he obliges and finds that his favorite toy is no longer dangling between his legs. The farmer says, "You fucked my daughter last night didn't you?" To which the traveler replied, "Yes, sir I did and I'm very sorry." Finally the farmer turns to the final traveler in the room and instructs him to take off his pants. The third traveler agrees and upon doing so no one can help but notice that his penis is still swinging from its normal position. The farmer ecstatically states, "Thank you son, I'm glad I could trust at least one of you bastards not fuck my daughter." The third traveler replies, "Hank hou hir!"