Swedish "raggar" joke.

A man, lets call him Sven, the king of kings, drives his American car in the summer on the Swedish country side. Alone, far from home looking for adventure.

Clapping in tact with the music on his wheel. He spots a nun in traditional garment with a very heavy bag in one hand. The nun sticks out her hand out and lifts up her thumb.

Sven slows down his car and stops a bit in front of the nun. He leans over, wheels down his window and turns his head the other way like he doesn't give a damn.

The nun approaches and says "Hello.". When she doesn't get any answer she sticks her head in and says "Hello, can you hear me?". Sven casually rolls up the window trapping the nuns neck without hurting her.

He goes out and around to the passenger side. He starts to pull up skirt after skirt and then gets mad and just rips a hole and sticks his stick up there until he's done. He zips up and proudly pronounces "Yeah, we raggare have our ways, haha!". The nun respond "Yeah, so do we faggots too.".

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