and Bill has a stutter. So they're out in the middle of the sea and George decides that they should each watch opposite sides of the boat and warn the other if they see anything.
After a few minutes Bill starts saying: "Sh-sh-sh-sh." But before he could finish his sentence a giant ship hit their boat and smashed it to pieces.
George looked at Bill in such a rage and yelled: "YOU FUCKING IDIOT! YOU COULDN'T SAY SHIP!?!?"
George and Bill didn't talk to each other for the next few months, but when they finally did Bill proposed that they buy another small boat and go out to sea again. So they did.
Out at sea, George tells Bill: "If you see something this time, say it faster."
After a few minutes, Bill starts saying: "Sh-sh-sh..."
But before he could even finish, George already jumped overboard!
When finally Bill yells out: "SHARK!"
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