Interpret Your Evaluation Comments

AVERAGE:
Not too bright.


EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED:
Has committed no major blunders to date.


ACTIVE SOCIALLY:
Drinks heavily.


ZEALOUS ATTITUDE:
Opinionated.


CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH:
Still one step ahead of the law.


UNLIMITED POTENTIAL:
Will stick with us until retirement.


QUICK THINKING:
Offers plausible excuses for errors.


TAKES PRIDE IN WORK:
Conceited.


TAKES ADVANTAGE OF EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO PROGRESS:
Buys drinks for superiors.


INDIFFERENT TO INSTRUCTION:
Knows more than superiors.


STERN DISCIPLINARIAN:
Asshole.


TACTFUL IN DEALING WITH SUPERIORS:
Knows when to keep mouth shut.


APPROACHES DIFFICULT PROBLEMS WITH LOGIC:
Finds someone else to do the job.


A KEEN ANALYST:
Thoroughly confused.


NOT A DESK PERSON:
Did not go to college.


EXPRESSES SELF WELL:
Can string two sentences together.


SPENDS EXTRA HOURS ON THE JOB:
Miserable home life.


CONSCIENTIOUS AND CAREFUL:
Scared.


METICULOUS IN ATTENTION TO DETAIL:
A nitpicker.


DEMONSTRATES QUALITIES OF LEADERSHIP:
Has a loud voice.


JUDGEMENT IS USUALLY SOUND:
Lucky.


MAINTAINS PROFESSIONAL ATTITUDE:
A snob.


KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR:
Knows lots of dirty jokes.


STRONG ADHERENCE TO PRINCIPLES:
Stubborn.


GETS ALONG EXTREMELY WELL WITH SUPERIORS AND SUBORDINATES ALIKE:
A coward.


SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGE:
Stupid.


OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION:
Turns in work on time.


IS UNUSUALLY LOYAL:
Wanted by no-one else.


ALERT TO COMPANY DEVELOPMENTS:
An office gossip.


REQUIRES WORK-VALUE ATTITUDINAL READJUSTMENT:
Lazy and hard-headed.


HARD WORKER:
Usually does it the hard way.


ENJOYS JOB:
Needs more to do.


HAPPY:
Paid too much.


WELL ORGANIZED:
Does too much busywork.


COMPETENT:
Is still able to get work done if supervisor helps.


CONSULTS WITH SUPERVISOR OFTEN:
Pain in the ass.


WILL GO FAR:
Relative of management.


SHOULD GO FAR:
Please.


USES TIME EFFECTIVELY:
Clock watcher.


VERY CREATIVE:
Finds 22 reasons to do anything except original work.


USES RESOURCES WELL:
Delegates everything.


DESERVES PROMOTION:
Create new title to make him or her feel appreciated.