Jesus throws a costume party to encourage new friends and dresses up as snake thinking it would be a funny icebreaker. Judas, dressed as a sheep, invites one of his random friends to the party who has never drank a day in his life. The new guy, dressed as a wolf, who is a loyal man and a little nervous to get the invite, asks Jesus if he has any wine to calm his nerves as he has never experienced it's soothing effects. Jesus, tossing his prop apple in the air, replies, "I have a lifetime supply of water that's probably best for you." The new guy clearly disappointed and nearly muted with nervousness manages to mutter, "No wine? I was hoping there would be something to calm my nerves." Jesus unjustly angered, quickly turns the water into wine and the new guy is gleefully amused but now even more nervous to impress everyone. Then Jesus replies, "I invested so much stock in water and never even realized people got nervous around me and my friends." The new guy drinks his liquid courage and they become fast friends. Finally, Jesus gets worried the man is getting too drunk from having no prior reality of its effects and hands him the apple to eat.
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