One night a man broke into a house and was in the middle of stealing the home entertainment center, when out of nowhere he hears, " Jesus is watching." Well, this totally spooked him , so he began looking around with his flashlight. Up in the corner he found a birdcage with a parrot inside. relieved, he says "pretty bird," to which the parrot replied," Jesus is watching." The thief asked the bird what his name is and the bird said "Moses." The thief said, "What a silly name for a bird." The bird replied, "You think thats funny, the rottweiller's name is Jesus."
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