Parrot's bitchin to his owner about how he never gets laid

So the owner picks up the phone and calls a friend with a female parrot, asks how much the mating fee would be? Friend says fifty bucks and the owner says fine.

So the owner brings the parrot to the friend's house and puts him in a dark room with the female parrot, goes to have a drink with his friend.

All of a sudden they hear these god-awful screams from the female parrot, so they rush into the room, turn on the lights, and see the parrot maniacally pecking all the feathers off the female.

The owner says - what the hell do you think you're doing?

And the parrot says: For fifty bucks, I want her naked!"