He says to the bartender, "hey barkeep, pour me a cold one."
The bartender says "gross, a snail in the bar." He picks him up and flicks him out the window.
A year goes by, and it's New Year's Eve again. In the same bar, the same bartender is working.
The snail comes back into the bar and he says "what the fuck did you duo that for?"
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