and she is not having an easy time of it. After hours and hours of painful labor she's finally taken into the delivery with Mr Goat close by her side. During a particularly strong contraction Mrs. Goat looks up at Mr. Goat with pure hatred in her eyes and yells "I HATE YOU! YOU DID THIS TO ME YOU BASTARD! I'M NEVER LETTING YOU EVEN TOUCH ME EVER AGAIN!"
Mr. Goat is shocked and doesn't know what to say. The doctor catches his attention and winks at Mr. Goat.
"Don't pay any attention to her," he says. "She's just kidding!"
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