Seamus is out walking with his grandson Angus, and he says "Angus, your da told me to give you a little talk about legacy. Ya got to be careful with what you do in life, because it'll stick with ya"
"You see that bridge over there? I cut every stone down in the quarry, lugged them up to to the riverbank, and built that bridge meself. But do they call me Seamus the Bridgebuilder? Nay."
"You see that Ship over there in the harbor? I cut every plank, shaped them, and put the mast and rigging up meself. But do they call me Seamus the Shipwright? Nay."
"But you fuck one goat..."
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