They chat for a while, and soon the Italian pulls some sausage out of his pack and offers some to the rabbi.
"Is it made of pork?", he asks.
"Yes", replies the Italian.
"Well then I can't eat it. It's not kosher. God's law."
A little while later, the Italian cracks a bottle of wine and offers the rabbi some.
Rabbi looks at the bottle. "Thanks, but it's not kosher. God's law"
Italian says, "Your god is very strict. What would happen if there was nothing kosher to eat or drink?"
"God makes exceptions in cases of life and death", replies the rabbi.
At this, the Italian pulls out a pistol, points it at the rabbi's head and says, "Drink the wine!" The rabbi, with a very annoyed expression, complies, taking a nice long sip.
The Italian apologizes. "I just wanted you to have a taste of the wine."
Rabbi glares at him and replies, "Where was the gun when you had some sausage left?"
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