Two computer scientists walk past a wishing well...

One asks the other for some change to throw in, so the other fishes in his pocket and hands his friend a dime. He makes a wish and tosses the coin. As they walk away, the other friend turns to him and says, "You know maybe next time you can use your own money if you're going to just throw it away on a stupid wish, but that's just my 10 cents."

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