Rabbi announces 3rd prize in the synagogue lottery goes to Mr. Schwartz - an all-expense paid trip to Hawaii. Applause all around for Mr. Schwartz.
Rabbi announces 2nd prize goes to Mr. Litvak - a chocolate cake.
Well, Litvak goes nuts - says WTF - for 3rd prize Schwartz goes to Hawaii and for 2nd I get a cake?
Rabbis says - You don't understand - this cake was baked with loving care by the rebbitzen [wife of the rabbi]
Litvak says: "Fuck the rebbitzen"
Rabbi says - No, that's first prize.
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