A man was having sex in the "69" position with his wife, after he finished, he remembered he had an appointment with the dentist, so he quickly brushed his teeth, and washed his mouth with Listerine.
He got to the dentist, everything was going fine, when, suddently, the dentist said: "You were having sex, weren't you? In 69 position I guess."
The man asked the dentist how did he know, because he had brushed his teeth and washed his mouth, the dentist said: "Your mouth smells fine, but your forehead smells like an asshole"
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