Went to my mates house and she had a big open fire in the garden where she was burning her phone bill, gas bill and credit card bill.

Two goldfish were...

Two goldfish were in their tank. One turned to the other and said, "You man...

My little nephew

My little nephew was explaining to me that his father's friend was deaf and...

One windmill...

The other windmill responded "I'm a big metal fan"

Wedding Night

A guy has never had sex, and gets into bed on his wedding night. His new...

Why did a banana...

because he wasnt.. peeling well hahahah (ill find the door)

Grenade

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? . . . . . . Run!...

How can you tell...

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of...

How do you feel...

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ? Melon-collie !

The funniest joke...

This one:

Are you ignorant...

I don't know, and I don't care...