"Want to see a trick," the bartender asks, the man says yes and the bartender hits the elephant with a crowbar. Wincing, the elephant goes underneath the bar and gives the bartender a blow job.
"Pretty cool, right," the bartender says, "you want to try it?"
" Sure, as long as you don't hit me as hard."
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