A man with an insatiable appetite for prostitutes is walking down the street with $10 left to his name. He passes a place with blacked out windows offering three X's of entertainment. Thinking "what the hell" he walks in and asks what he can get for a five. The clerk points him to a room and tells him to "do whatever the sign says". The man walks into the room and is surprised to see a chicken on a table. As you could guess the sign above the chicken says "fuck the chicken". A little put off he still decides he's pretty horny and starts going to town on the chicken. Slowly realizing its doing nothing for him he zips up and leaves.
The next day the man decides to give it another shot and return to the store. He tells the clerk yesterday didn't do anything for him and asks what else he could get for a five. The clerk points him to a set of peepholes and tells him to look through. Seeing two other men looking through other sets he sits down in between them. The man looks through the peephole to see men butt fucking. He recoils yelling "why the fuck would I want to see that"... To which the gentleman beside him responds "shoulda been here yesterday, there was a guy fucking a chicken".
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