Ok. Bear with me.
All the celebrity deaths in 2016. Missing persons being discussed on Radio 4. Britain votes to leave the EU which leads to David Cameron resigning as PM. The options to replace him include Jeremy Hunt (a deaths eater if ever O saw one). This leads to my conclusion:
Voldemort Has returned!
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