I'm just trying to kick his ass...

A blind man was walking down the street with his dog. They stopped at the corner to wait for the passing traffic, and the dog starts peeing on the man's leg. When the dog finished, the man reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a doggie treat and started waving it at the dog.

A passerby saw all everything and was shocked. He walked to the man and asked how he could possibly reward the dog for peeing on him. The man replied "Oh I'm not rewarding him, I'm just trying to find his head so I can kick his ass."

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