Here is one of my favorites
Guy goes into a bar with a giraffe and they get shit faced drunk. The giraffe passes out on the floor, the man starts to stumble out the door when the bartender yells "hey you can't leave that lying here!"
The man replies "it's not a lion it's a giraffe"
Now it's ur turn, hit me with ur best joke ;)
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