...and he has a penguin in the front seat. A cop catches him speeding and pulls him over down the road. He approaches the car and notices the penguin in the car and asks, "What the hell is this!?" The driver replies, "Well, it's a penguin, officer!" The cop yells at him to take it to the zoo, writes him a speeding ticket, and drives off.
The very next day, on the same stretch of highway, the same cop is posted looking for speeding vehicles. He notices the same man and same car he pulled over yesterday, tracks him down, and pulls him over. When he gets to the car, he sees the same penguin in the front seat wearing sunglasses and holding a stuffed giraffe. "Sir, I told you to take this penguin to the zoo!" the cop shouts. "Yeah, I took him to the zoo today, and tomorrow we're going to the circus!"
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