There was this princess who lived in the top floor of a castle for 20 years

And then she escaped and ran into the woods.

She had no knowledge of the outside world.

While running, she saw a bear and she asked "What are you?"

The bear replied "Give me a blowjob first then I'll tell you"

The princess gave the bear a blowjob and the bear said "I'm a bear"

She saw a giraffe next and she asked "What are you?"

The giraffe replied "Give me a blowjob first then I'll tell you"

The princess gave the giraffe a blowjob and the give said "I'm a giraffe"

The princess continued deeper into the woods and saw an Ukmemeng

Wanna know what an Ukmemeng is?

Give me a blowjob then I'll tell you


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