Which one of you am I going to have to fight?

My father told me a story about his uncle. He said that my Uncle was in a town on business and after dinner when walking back to his hotel 7 men suddenly surrounded him and demanded his wallet. My Uncle being the hard ass he is asks the men "well, which one of you am I going to have to fight?" The men looked at him kinda weird and one man finally spoke up and said "no I don't think you understand. You're going to have to fight all of us." My Uncle calmly pulled out his revolver and said "nah, you don't understand! See I'm going to shoot six of you, so which one am I going to have to fight?"

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