If you woke up alone in the woods with your pants at your ankles and a condom in your ass, would you tell anyone?

Boodler the...

one day boodler is walking down the street minding his own (porn) business...

What kind of...

The one with the smallest barrel. It hurts the least when the bear shoves it...

Donkey Joke

What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion? A piece of ass that...

Top 26 Movie Haikus

The Top 15 Movie Quotes Translated to Haiku 26. (from "Field of Dreams")...

Sailor Cant Take It

So a couple of sailors were sitting around the ship's mess hall trading...

Response to...

I read this and I just want to set this creep straight. I will add my...

Amishamed Of Myself

What do you call an Amish man on the side of the road, with his hand up a...

Clinton Country

A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer, just as President...

What's the...

I can't jelly my dick in your ass.

A man was...

The doctor described his condition as stable.