A guy meets an old friend in the street

**Guy:** Hi ! It's been what... 30 years ?? How are you ? What happened in your life during all this time ?

**Old friend:** Well, I've been married four times, but all my wives died...

**Guy:** Oh my god, that's terrible ! Sorry to hear that. What happened to the first one ?

**Old friend:** Poisonous mushrooms...

**Guy:** Aww that's so sad. What happened to the second ?

**Old friend:** Poisonous mushrooms...

**Guy:** Again ! What happened to the third ?

**Old friend:** Poisonous mushrooms...

**Guy:** Are you kidding me ?

**Old friend:** I swear I'm not.

**Guy:** Ok, what happened to the fourth ?

**Old friend:** She got punched in the head, with a baseball bat.

**Guy:** Whaaaat ? Why ?

**Old friend:** She didn't want to eat her poisonous mushrooms...