A man and his wife plan to go hunting on Saturday but it ends up raining that day.
"I'm not going hunting in the rain!", the wife says.
The husband says, "You're going hunting in the rain, or I'm fucking you in the ass or you're sucking my cock! Now make up you're mind, I'm gonna go get the dogs ready."
The husband comes back inside and his wife tells him, "I'm not going hunting in the rain, and you're sure as hell not fucking me in the ass, so I'll suck your dick.".
She starts blowing him but spits out in disgust and says, "Ack! It tastes like shit!".
The husband says, "Yeah the dogs didn't want to go either."
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