best jokes about men

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

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"Lisa, why are you so angry with me?" "Because I'm Christine.

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A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: "See... here is the a monkey of the jungle." His wife said laughing, "That's a CAT ..." He said back to his wife, "I am talking to the cat!"

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Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. So if you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

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How is a man like a snowstorm? You don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.

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Husband admiring his body in the mirror says to wife "look at that, 14 stones of pure dynamite !" Wife replies "yeah, shame about the 2 inch fuse..."

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What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders? A scrotum pole!

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What is a man's idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging.

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What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

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2 boys searching for their lost girlfriends: 1st: How your girlfriend look like? 2nd: 5'6, hot, sexy, blue eyes... what about yours? 1st: Forget about mine.. lets search for yours.
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