A woman decides to go ice fishing. She walks out onto the ice and is about to start breaking the ice when a voice booms from above, "You will find no fish there." The woman heads off in another direction and is about to break the ice in a different area when again the voice says, "You will find no fish there." She goes to another area and a third time the voice tells her that there are no fish there. She looks up and asks, "Are you God?" The voice replies, "No, I'm the arena manager."
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