Eventually he finds Adam alone and asks him, "Where is Eve?"
Adam says, "Well, last time i saw her she was taking a bath in the river."
God, looking annoyed, asks him how long she's been in there.
"I guess a couple of hours."
"Really, shit!"
"What's wrong?" asks Adam.
"Now I'm never going to get the smell out of those fish."
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